Nuggets of Knowledge

•  You can't go wrong with blueberries

•  Never go into the jungle without a really big knife

•  A situation is always better with chaps

•  Ignore rule 1, it is (theoretically) possible to go wrong with blueberries

•  By now, in my country, you would have been killed.

•  Why books are so expensive: Knowledge is Power, Power is money.

•  "There's no business like Ho business"

•  Never eat yellow snow

•  Never eat cheese whilst wearing contact lenses

•  "I spend my entire life contemplating new sounds I can be"

•  The first hat of the day will usually be the best

•  Butt Butter makes your butt better

•  There's nothing more compromising than animal porn

•  Can't go wrong with striped scarves

•  Formal is a strapless BRA

•  I like little girls

•  It's placebo man, but I need them! (re. sleeping tablets)

•  It all started with nipple clamps...

•  You can tell so much from the colour of your secretions

•  A horn [is] any blowy instrument...

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