Nuggets of Knowledge
You can't go wrong with blueberries
Never go into the jungle without a really big knife
A situation is always better with chaps
Ignore rule 1, it is (theoretically) possible to go wrong with blueberries
By now, in my country, you would have been killed.
Why books are so expensive: Knowledge is Power, Power is money.
"There's no business like Ho business"
Never eat yellow snow
Never eat cheese whilst wearing contact lenses
"I spend my entire life contemplating new sounds I can be"
The first hat of the day will usually be the best
Butt Butter makes your butt better
There's nothing more compromising than animal porn
Can't go wrong with striped scarves
Formal is a strapless BRA
I like little girls
It's placebo man, but I need them! (re. sleeping tablets)
It all started with nipple clamps...
You can tell so much from the colour of your secretions
A horn [is] any blowy instrument...